Does anyone else confuse exiting with exciting? Or am I tge only idiot that does that.

I really appreciate your feed back and support Mr. Head. I really enjoy your class and I realize I must change my behavior. I will strive at arriving to my full potential. Transcendence is the level I would some day like to achieve and according to Maslow I will not reach that level of self-actualization if I do not meet the most basic of my needs. Clowning around and being dishonest is not the correct way of achieving those basic needs so I am ready for a change. The following video can explain in more detail my feelings towards you and your position of authority.

O Lo i bet there's a big red apple on P H desk from the teacher pet BTJ

CrazyWolf wrote: O Lo i bet there's a big red apple on P H desk from the teacher pet BTJ

fudgepops wrote: I agree with davy i dont think mr mantz will treat us fair....

Why wouldn't I treat you FAIRLY? At least, until I read that you guys wouldn't kiss my twerking, gaseous behind....even to save my life.

If I had feelings...they'd be hurt!

Well not for free anyhow and i don t do CPR

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

fudgepops wrote: I agree with davy i dont think mr mantz will treat us fair....

Why wouldn't I treat you FAIRLY? At least, until I read that you guys wouldn't kiss my twerking, gaseous behind....even to save my life.

If I had feelings...they'd be hurt!

If I EVER see Mantz do anything close to "twerking" I will be scarred for life, and be a new member of the Loonie Bin. Mantz "twerking" should be enough to get Russia, United States, China, Iran, AND Syria to surrender. Unconditionally. As long as he promises not to do it again. And i thought mylie Cyrus was BAD. That's like comparing Ghandi to Hitler.

Oh, Y'all don't know about Paul..He can break it down like nobody's bidnezz

My babe posse...


$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvZ-qgTPJvU&sns=em
Remove $$ to use. Use $$ to buy me a new walker.

DENT TWERKING....


$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGt4du_xfkU&sns=em
Remove $$ to use. Use $$ to get Little DENT therapy.

I knew it would be a matter of time at least he shaved his legs some

What the hell are y'all still doing here!?!?!? It's a holiday weekend for crying out loud.

No, Mr. BTJ, I'm not "absent" from class. I do not teach on Fridays, holidays or any day that I do not feel like doing so. Go enjoy your weekend. Class dismissed!

FINE!!!

Is there class today?

Ok how about today?

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, quiet, you will wake his students

Davy Crockett wrote: Shhhhhhhhhhhh, quiet, you will wake his students

Is that guy hugging you because you were crying? Im sure somebody will ask you to a dance.

Here's the dance music....

Ok class, unfortunately I've had to call in sick today. Head Bitc.... Um I mean Boy will be leading class today.

Mr. Mantz, I'm flattered, but I think we need to get the new counselor a counselor. (I sing that to Mrs. Parrot all the time, by the way)

I'm working on a special lesson for you all this week. So, study up!

PARROTHEAD i just got this message about you. How could you do this to me. You WERE MY FAVORITE TEACHER.

I am also being called a TEACHERS PET, i think by BTJ582.

Is that a bad thing for me?
Is that a bad thing for you?
Who sent the message to me?
Are you still seeing this person?
HOW MANY MOMs ALSO RECIEVED THIS MESSAGE.

Davy Crockett wrote: PARROTHEAD i just got this message about you. How could you do this to me. You WERE MY FAVORITE TEACHER.

I am also being called a TEACHERS PET, i think by BTJ582.

Is that a bad thing for me?
Is that a bad thing for you?
Who sent the message to me?
Are you still seeing this person?
HOW MANY MOMs ALSO RECIEVED THIS MESSAGE.

Oh my!!! Really!! So Mr. Head misses class because he is "sick". Yup hitting on the students parents is sick. I received an invitation from another school promising to help me with cutting the amount of tuition I have been paying while being able to provide a learning experience which would be centered around my needs and also making the promise to help me achieve an intense state of transcendent happiness combined with an overwhelming sense of contentment. I feel as though unless there is a change in our current staffs behavior I will seriously look into transferring. I think I would enjoy being a student at and living in ES or Euphoric State.

I guess there is more than one way to pay your tuition.

Notice he hasn't been on forum much lately. MUST BE REAL BUSY.

Davy Crockett wrote: I guess there is more than one way to pay your tuition.

Notice he hasn't been on forum much lately. MUST BE REAL BUSY.

Busy on a power trip. He accomplishes this milestone-




Then he thinks he can do this all the time-




And of course this happens-




I sure hope this lady is not one of our fellow students MOM.

ParrotHead wrote: Ok class, unfortunately I've had to call in sick today. Head Bitc.... Um I mean Boy will be leading class today.

Mr. Mantz, I'm flattered, but I think we need to get the new counselor a counselor. (I sing that to Mrs. Parrot all the time, by the way)

I'm working on a special lesson for you all this week. So, study up!

He says he's working on a special lesson for us.

Ummmmmmmmm is it sex education week.

I guess i know how to study now, excuse me I'm now looking for my wife.

Davy,

There is a simple explanation. Please do not be alarmed. It is true I had a parent/teacher conference with your mother. We were discussing your IEP (individual education plan). Unfortunately, the subject of our discussion is not one that holds either Mom's or my attention very well and we simply dosed off while chatting. Please do not assume anything untoward about your mother. It's very unbecoming.

BTJ,
I believe you meant "staff's". Please use proper grammar and that's all I have to say about that.

ParrotHead wrote: Davy,

There is a simple explanation. Please do not be alarmed. It is true I had a parent/teacher conference with your mother. We were discussing your IEP (individual education plan). Unfortunately, the subject of our discussion is not one that holds either Mom's or my attention very well and we simply dosed off while chatting. Please do not assume anything untoward about your mother. It's very unbecoming.

BTJ,
I believe you meant "staff's". Please use proper grammar and that's all I have to say about that.

Oh ok. I will work on my grammar. Thanks Forrest.

I see this class is canceled today and has been moved to Mr. Bigg's Philosophy 247- International Dilemmas(Intervene in Syria? A Comprehensive Analysis)

Dear PROFESSOR PARROTHEAD.

I have a question that i have been antagonizing over for the last 20 years. Maybe you have the answer.

Please explain in a manner that i will be able to understand, your intelligence is so much higher than mine. I am just a lowly student.

CAN YOU STILL FLY A PLANE WHILE YOU ARE BUILDING IT?

Mr. Crockett,

Regrettably, I am unqualified to answer your question. It may have escaped your attention, but this is English 101. I do understand he confusion. English/Engineering, it is nearly the same word, especially if you are unable to sound it out beyond the first 3 letters.

I would suggest that you direct your inquiry to Profressor Gizmo. You will find him down the hall in his class, Engineering 202 - Aerodynamic Engineering for Redneck Yanks.

Please be forewarned, you may a spot of bother with his accent. However, I think you will find he's a patient bloke and will be more than willing to help you out.

ParrotHead wrote: Mr. Crockett,

Regrettably, I am unqualified to answer your question. It may have escaped your attention, but this is English 101. I do understand he confusion. English/Engineering, it is nearly the same word, especially if you are unable to sound it out beyond the first 3 letters.

I would suggest that you direct your inquiry to Profressor Gizmo. You will find him down the hall in his class, Engineering 202 - Aerodynamic Engineering for Redneck Yanks.

Please be forewarned, you may a spot of bother with his accent. However, I think you will find he's a patient bloke and will be more than willing to help you out.

Dear PARROTHEAD. I NOW EVEN HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THIS BEING ENGLISH 101 AS THERE ARE SEVERAL ERRORS IN YOUR ANSWER.

YOU HAVE "he" INSTEAD OF "the"
YOUR THIRD PARAGRAPH DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.

Has the parrot been drinking again?

THANK YOU, affectionately yours DAVY CROCKETT


P.S., if i have GIZMO for questions concerning aerodynamics than who should I go to for MENTAL PROBLEMS.