Thanks BTJ. I've always found the philosopher M. Knopfler to be most wise. Dispite his use of slang his proposal that all should have "money for nothing' and chicks for free" influenced me nearly as much as P. Floyd's assertions about higher learning in "Another brick in the wall, part 2"

As M.K. suggests, perhaps Shakespeare is best when taken "With a light bounce"

Ah yes McFate so true about Knopfler. I place him in the same club which Sartre, Camus, Frankel and lest not forger N. Peart. I enjoy Mr. Peart's dissertation "Free Will". The one point he makes in his work which really changed my life is, "If you decide to not make a choice, you have still made a choice". True words from a modern day warrior!

Davy is a suck up times ten!!!

Stop picking on DAVY!

All he did during TWERKING class was cry....and bump his booty.

He did show up in the appropriate attire. (What a suck up!)
Even though his HOT-PINK DUCT-TAPE were a little TOO short for my taste. He does have great legs for an old fart!

Why are you so mean just because I think PARROT is the best, most intellengent, incrediably stylish, loyal and most generous man of the face of this earth. I'm now crying again.

I also find PAUL to be an incredible teacher to, smart and funny.

I am not a suck up. I'm still crying

RIP OFF THE TAPE SHORTS!

Then come crying!

(he said with tears in his eyes)


(I followed your advice!) Darn it

..he said with tears in his eyes.

Good evening class.

I've returned from my little escape in North Myrtle Beach. I did not see Vanna, but it wasn't for lack of trying. Also let me add that not everyone can take grammatical corrections as gracefully as this class, especially that Deputy Sheriff, when I offered a few suggestions on that pesky trespassing citation he presented to me. Some people, just have no concern for the English language.

I will resume regularly scheduled classes to tomorrow after I've had a proper turnover with Dr. The Pink. What do you say Gary? Apple or cherry?

I'm please that so many of you took advantage of Mr. Mantz's physical fitness class. Our new school nurse, Ms. Boom will be helping out with the minor first aid cases resulting from the removal of pink duct tape. As I understand, it involves pliers and a blow torch, so don't get too excited.

Davy, I believe your mother should be home any minutes also. Just a hunch. Speak with her regarding your recent social difficulties in the class. I am sure she'll explain how special you are.

Knopfler and Flloyd are not required subjects in this class, but are by all means welcome.

I'm back class what did I miss

First post from Mr. P and he announces who will be the new school nurse. Within ten minutes the new school nurse asks what have I missed. Again, absolutely no communication between the staff and what their responsibilities are. I get chewed out for mentioning any type of math, McFate and I spent many an afternoon in dentition for doing nothing wrong, Mantz is promoted and demoted over and over, crazy janitors are allowed to roam the campus and Davy still get away with all kinds of crap. I LOVE THIS SCHOOL!!!!





Davy is still a huuuuge suck up!!!

......and yet, nobody caught VonKopp giving Cat of Doom a swirly in the john.
I'll say this--at least Cat ain't a snitch!!!

Mr. BTJ,

As usual, you are not keeping pace with the class. Let me lay it all out for you.

Ms. Boom was announcing that she was back from her initial administration of first aid for duct tape removal. She was simply asking if she missed anything (with the previously mentions implement of destruction). I assure you the communication between the staff is far superior to any other educational environment you will find elsewhere.

Mr. Mantz is merely sharing other areas of expertise with some of the less fortunate students. I will also say that he is doing so without any additional compensation, unless of course you count observing the school nurse administering 1st aid. In either case, it is extremely kind, generous and maybe a little twisted.

Dentition? Do you mean an activity pertaining to the development of teeth and their arrangement in the mouth? Or am I to assume that you failed to study for yet another spelling test?

Mr. Specter, I believe what you observed was Mr. VonKopp, our Life Skills and Home Maintenance Coach, instructing a student on proper drain clearing techniques. Please do not spread rumors here, especially when you are so obviously ill-informed.

When did class start back up? I thought we was still out for Labor Day ,I hope this don't count as being hookie . O about all them there rules Professor PH, surely you jest. Ain't know way I can learn all them,besides I thought this here was English 101 not reading. BTJ what with all this math,do I really need that for English 101? I'm confused,I come back and find new janitors , new teachers, even got anewnurse. O and a new teacher pet ,BTJ how did that happen. Hope I don't get put back in dentition for being late. I hate dentition I think I going to cry, Hey Davy do you have a dry hankie I could borrow?

Mr. P--Dentition--the art of making and wearing dresses. You are the one who sent McFate, Wolf and I to Dentin's class. Jeesh!
Oh and good to see you back Wolf. Davy is the teachers pet because--

HE IS A SUCK UP!!!

ParrotHead wrote:
Mr. Specter, I believe what you observed was Mr. VonKopp, our Life Skills and Home Maintenance Coach, instructing a student on proper drain clearing techniques. Please do not spread rumors here, especially when you are so obviously ill-informed.

Please explain why the Home Maintenance Coach would be asking Cat, "What flavor is that toilet mint, boy?"

Mr. Spectre,
It's called "attention to detail". Golly, there's a lot to teach around here!

Mr. BTJ,
The next time you attempt to create a new word in the English language, do Mr. Webster the courtesy of checking with him first.

Mr. Wolf,
Thank you so much for joining us. I will have to ask you to change seats, however. I'll not have you that close to BTJ. You two really should use more than one desk.

ParrotHead wrote: Mr. Spectre,
It's called "attention to detail". Golly, there's a lot to teach around here!

Mr. BTJ,
The next time you attempt to create a new word in the English language, do Mr. Webster the courtesy of checking with him first.

Mr. Wolf,
Thank you so much for joining us. I will have to ask you to change seats, however. I'll not have you that close to BTJ. You two really should use more than one desk.

nope I was just tasting the water making sure it's clean for use Dogss might want to use it
LOL this cat was doomed coz of the taste notice I spelled coz wrong

Professor PARROT, please excuse DAVY for two days as he will be out of town.

The verbal abuse that he is taking from SBJ 582 has been relentless and is taking its toll on DAVY. I think it would be best to give DAVY a break. He now cries constantly. He said if it wasn't for his marvelous and handsome teacher PARROT he would quit the class.

I hope you had a very nice weekend, I know i sure did.

DAVY says thank you for the A grade on all his tests.

With the highest regards, MRS. CROCKETT.

I now understand the meaning of the term, "grade inflation."

Davy Crockett wrote:

Professor PARROT, please excuse DAVY for two days as he will be out of town.

The verbal abuse that he is taking from SBJ 582 has been relentless and is taking its toll on DAVY. I think it would be best to give DAVY a break. He now cries constantly. He said if it wasn't for his marvelous and handsome teacher PARROT he would quit the class.

I hope you had a very nice weekend, I know i sure did.

DAVY says thank you for the A grade on all his tests.

With the highest regards, MRS. CROCKETT.

I think it is funny how Davy's green pen ran out of ink as he was FORGING his excuse letter!!! Ha ha ha.





suck up

Mrs. Crockett,

Thank you for the considerate letter. Davy is a joy to teach. I particularly enjoy your vigorous interest in his "education". We look forward to having him back in class on Wednesday.

As you can see the some of the conduct of our student body is less than desirable. If you didn't notice, Chief School Superintendent BeaTea has come to class for observations. I believe he and the rest of the admistration are evaluating the need for a permanent Public Service Officer on campus. These are sad times when schools must have armed security and police on school grounds. However, student safety is our top priority. I appreciate the personal attention (and micro-management) offered by Mr. BeaTea.

Ms. Boom,
Please report to Professor Parrot's office. Your assistance is needed in ensure no more punk duct tape is distributed while our visitors are on campus.

parrothead just gave me my grade he told me helo has 2 L. And a Z?

ParrotHead wrote: Good evening class.

I've returned from my little escape in North Myrtle Beach. I did not see Vanna, but it wasn't for lack of trying. Also let me add that not everyone can take grammatical corrections as gracefully as this class, especially that Deputy Sheriff, when I offered a few suggestions on that pesky trespassing citation he presented to me. Some people, just have no concern for the English language.

I will resume regularly scheduled classes to tomorrow after I've had a proper turnover with Dr. The Pink. What do you say Gary? Apple or cherry?

I'm please that so many of you took advantage of Mr. Mantz's physical fitness class. Our new school nurse, Ms. Boom will be helping out with the minor first aid cases resulting from the removal of pink duct tape. As I understand, it involves pliers and a blow torch, so don't get too excited.

Davy, I believe your mother should be home any minutes also. Just a hunch. Speak with her regarding your recent social difficulties in the class. I am sure she'll explain how special you are.


Knopfler and Flloyd are not required subjects in this class, but are by all means welcome.

Well Professor Parrot now that you are back from hunting white vans in N. Myrtle beach, the class is all yours, yes apple and cherry turnovers will do quite nicely, slightly warmed through, with a hot cup of black tea thanks... Oops I ate all the candied ginger. Beware of shredded bits of Duct tape in the class, I am sure there is a plausible explanation for it, you might ask Davy when he gets back from his mission trip

Well done Mr. X. You get a 100 and for extra credit, you get all the points Mr. Of Doom doesn't. Bravo Zulu, Marine!

Dr. The Pink, thank you again for covering (the class in duct tape). I'll not miss the ginger. I'm more of Mary Ann man. I may have to pass on the tea as well. Coffee for me, please. I'll be sure to put a good word in with Superintendent BeaTea.

What about my assignment on Vanna? Man I had to really dig deep into the library to find those books by Monty Hall and Bob Barker which I used as my references! Oh thats right I am not Davy!!!!










Davy is a super suck up!

Dear professor Parrot.
Can I ask you to consider not to use all those fancy words,
or can you point me to another class?
Is there a EFD112 class?

I still think that the first word on your list is what Cat does in her litter box.

Bell.....I warned you and everybody that Mr. PH's class is a "weed out class" and nobody listened to me and with the addition of the tag team "Gary Pink and the Canadian Addition" no wonder you are having difficulty.

For those who have completed Mr. PH's class successfully Swop is teaching a new class.

Since "Dogfight English Class 633 - History of Olde English" has been completed",...the Dean of Dogfight asked me to teach "Dogfight English 635 - The Importance of American English in Society" which I humbly accepted. The required text book will be a copy of Merriam-Webster's Dictionary written by Noah Webster as well as a copy of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary edited by Katherine Barber. This class will be very informative in learning which letters of words are redundant, as in "programme vs program", "olde vs old" and the like. Also, you will learn which dictionary is superior and which dictionary has had a greater importance in society as a whole. A comparison study between the Merriam-Webster Dictionary and Canadian Oxford Dictionary will also be part of the class.

Ja jag kan också svänga mig med fina ord om jag vill, men vafan skull man gör nå töcke dummhetren för. Hä je ju ba besservissar, brats å andra mähän som försök å va bätter än andren som skull gör sånt.

Oh Bell....dont be upset my friend....I was just joking around please dont be offended.

Gees....It was all a joke. just like this entire thread as well....

PROFESSOR PARROT, this is Mrs. CROCKETT, please be advised that we are back. While in Kentucky DAVY could not quit talking about his PARROT teacher. He told everyone about you and he just kept bragging. You have made a serious impression on DAVY and he wants to be just like you. He is quite smitten with you to say the least, as am I.

DAVY will be in class tomorrow and hopes that he will be able to enjoy your class without being called a "suck up"

Affectionally your, Mrs CROCKETT.

P.s. I put DAVY down for a long nice nap. He will see you later, if you are in the area please feel free to come over and bring his homework. No one else is here so you would have plenty of time explaining his home work to me

[quote= You have made a serious impression on DAVY and he wants to be just like you. [/quote]


LO. PROFESSOR PARROTHEAD CROCKETT.