Id say fish out of water fits better than duck, cause a duck can still fly. Lol btj, just pulling ur leg man.

BTJ....did you get a chance to take my Advanced Dogfight English Class? If not I understand.....its hard for some teachers to "bring order to the class"

..............especially students from the Dogfight English 101 Class

Mr. Crocket,

You have my apologies. Twice now I have appeared to ignore your questions and remarks regarding the blue and red curtains. When we referred to the curtain we were discussing symbolism and I have, with great difficulties, been tryin to develop a method to explain this to you. It's be quite the unsuccessful endeavor. This is an abstract concept and finding a way to explain to somebody with your issues problems illness challenges, yes challenges is a great way to put it, has been very evasive.

Mr. Crockett,
Please ignore the previous and any future mention of curtains.

For the rest of the class, the latest update from Professor/Officer ZandorHawke is that the wayward janitor is still at large. Please keep your eyes peeled and report any suspicious behavior.

So I take it that the ignoring of the mention of curtains means that there is no "curtain call" on this thread..darn......I guess I need to give Dogfight English 633 "The History of Olde English"....

now Parrothead just so you know....olde and old are the same thing....

just kidding my friend

Hmm...

Please Professor Parrot.
I have tried to read your list of rules over and over again.
I have yet to understand and get past number one.

Alitteration, a litteration, is that something the cat does in its box?

I can't understand why you have that on the list.
Please help me and clarify to me.
Maybe I'm in the wrong class. Is there a English for dummies class?

Bell...I think you are finding that the Dogfight English Class 101 taught by Parrothead is a "weed out class"....I think if you attended my Dogfight English Class 633 "History of the Olde English"...you might find it more enjoyable. ....hahahahaha jk

STINKERBELL teaches sign language for those that can't read....

Tinkerbell...? what do you do for those who can read but don't know sign language?....are you able to teach them?

Not TINKER...STINKER.....what? you can't read?

I learned in Parrotheads Dogfight English Class 101 that the root of the word Stinker is tinker so yes I CAN read..

so.....what do you do for those who can read but don't know sign language?....are you able to teach them?

See the little princess, TUVA, in about a year and a half.

Maybe I'm turning blind but I have wandered the hallways back and forth many times when I have tried to build up the courage to tell Professor Parrot that I have failed to read his list. During that time I haven't seen room 633. Can that be the shed behind the chambermaid cottage?

well sorry Bell....you mentioned you might be going blind....I do believe there is a Dogfight English Class 033 "Intro to Parrothead's Class".... "033" looks really close to 633....

If you take English 033 it might prepare you for Parrothead's "weed out class"...

the current teacher of "Dogfight English 033 - Into to Parrothead's Class"...is currently taught by Paul so maybe that could be the reason for pilots not being successful in the "weed out class". Since Paul is into magic which comes from Pauls "etherial nature"....I think my suggestion would be to have BTJ or myself teach that class since English is not as hard as either PH or Paul make it out to be....

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SECURITY!!!!

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Good...now I can concentrate on counseling and physical education.

.....Skipping class begins in an hour. (Skipping...as in limp...limp...skip...skip...skip. Not cutting class.)

Okay.....as teacher of the Dogfight English 633 class....I'll just have to have the dean fire PH and Paul and replace them without the etherical and without any weed outs...

So effective immediately (if I get approval of the new dean) BTJ will teach Dogfight English 033 - "Intro to Basic English"....and Dogfight English 101 will be taught by your's truly.

hmmmmm...who will take over my Dogfight English 633 Class "Intro to Olde English"....???

Oh I got it....the eloquint Stormbringfast

Sorry PH and Paul....you two don't have "Dogfight Tenure".....

We DO have DogFight MANURE!

We got it from DENT!

......the new Dean offered me the English 101 but I turned it down.....they couldn't pay my salary high enough like my 633 class I decided to quit teaching English and moved onto other things in life...BTJ? he will LOVE the extra money of teaching two classes

and Stormbringerfast will be PERFECT for the 633 Class...(just kidding guys....having some fun with a bunch of my favorite dogfight players.....honest.....you all are great... )

I still have a few weeks left teaching English 633 and the room is a VERY long way as evident from what Bell said....so thanks for the heads up Paul. I'll be extra careful once I clean up my desk for Stormbringfast to take over the class.

You guys are confusing me, who do i kiss up to now, opps i meant to say, WHO DO I LOOK UP TO NOW?
STRESS

well Strombringerfast teaches Class 633 the highest level English class....hes a Falcon.....soooooo

hmmmm I'm a Falcon too.......wow......I might have to think about that offer to be new "Dean of the Dogfight English Department".

just kidding Davy and the guys.....u all are cool guys

ATTENTION:.....

Dogfight hired Dent to be "Dean of the Dogfight English Department"....Swop got rejected for "not having Dogfight Tenure" .... man I needed the money...... I know Dent and Stormbringerfast get along so that will work perfect....BTJ?....he'll be okay..... I'll teach him the ropes so as not to fall into any potential "potholes"..

Congratulations Dent on your new position....I know all the pilots on this thread look up to you.

What the hell!!! I have been in our schools designated smoking area discussing the philosophical differences between the colors red and blue with a fellow student...



to find out I am now on staff!!! Ha Davy what now!!! Do not tell anyone about people smokin in the boys room. I will deny it. Oh and the only difference between red and blue depends on how you see other planes.

My dearest and highly cherished teacher MR. PARROT.

You are under attack PARROT, you are the smartest and most dedicated teacher ever in the history of dogfight. Look at what you have done for me. Please MR. PARROT, I implore you to fight back. This is obviously a hostile takeover by underrated teachers who are jealous of what you have accomplished. I'm crying again.

One of them (bt j582) is the one who is bullying me for my dogfight coins and lunch money. Woo is me. I am so sad.

Please please fight them PARROT. You mean so much to me.

Affectionally yours, your loving student DAVY C

Good news students!

Professor/Officer ZandorHawke reports the wayward, possibly dangerous and delusion janitor has been apprehended. It seems old habits are hard to break. He was caught fishing soggy cigarette butts from the boy's room urinals. Why he was doing it by suckin them up with a straw is beyond me.

Unfortunately, due to his behavior when he was caught and some of his ludicrous rantings around campus, Mr. Mantz (school counselor) pleaded for mercy on his behalf. Mr. Mantz obviously feels the lad has severe emotional issues and deserves a chance at treatment. As no good deed goes unpunished, Mr. Mantz is now responsible for said therapy.

I fear this means we may be seeing the kooky custodian in the halls. Please do not encourage his delusional behavior. Merely smile and nod and move on. Mr. Mantz informs me that the medications Dr. Dave has prescribed may take a few days to get into his system and we may suffer a few more outbursts until then.

Let me assure you there have been no staffing changes with the exception of the now open janitorial position. Mr. BTJ, considering your recent academic performance, you might think of inquiring further into this opening.

Mr. Crockett, please continue to turn in your homework (and cake and checks) as you always have.

Mr. Tink, tomorrow's lesson will concentrate on alliteration to ensure you can progress passed the previously posted rule #1.

Thank you,
Professor Parrot

Parrot. Dent is the dean. The changes were made above him. U forgot that due to ur class being a weed out class that changes were needed.

Who is going to help the students know the difference between. Defence and defense? Or programme and program? Centre and center? Or olde and old? The class is missing sooooo much. Just kidding my good buddy parrot.

SWOP! DROP THE STRAW! YOU ARE NOT THE JANITOR!

STEP AWAY FROM THE URNIAL!....Oh!!!!! Cake!!!!!