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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #132762
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Hi professors. I am sooooooo happy to be back in your excellent class. I missed you both so very very much.
Did you receive my apple. NO I AM NOT A SUCK UP. Thank you soo much professors for your dedicated work Very gratefully yours, DAVY 
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #132771
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"Thank you soo much professors for your dedicated work"
....Parrothead told me that you did VERY well in your class so you come highly recommended. It appears you are taking Parrotheads class again. He told me you PASSED.....OH I see.....your retaking it to get your A....Great job Davy.....I appreciate your dedication. There you are Davy....I see you just enrolled in "Dogfight English 635".....GREAT to have you my friend I have one favor to ask Though....PLEASE don't throw those dictionaries at the Swop....Me and Dogfight paid good money for those.    
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #132865
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Professor PARROT, I've haven't seen you all day, I'm goona cry, where are you, I miss you, I want to see you professor. Did someone offend you, let me know and I will take care of them for you, I will kill for you.
WHERE ARE YOU PROFESSOR PARROTHEAD.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #132944
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Hmm... good point. Yes SUCK UP were you the last to see poor Mr. Parrot? I think you may have been the last to have seen him. Interesting. 
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #132996
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I was just interrogated by the cops for the missing PROFESSOR PARROT, he was spotted about 10:30 last night at the Jolly Roger and hasn't been seen since. PROFESSOR PARROT has been known to drink so i think maybe he is on a binge. Poor parrot. I miss him so.
DOUGHENS sorry buddy, you are good but you don't understand, we all fell in love with PARROT. I'm crying for him now.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133028
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Well Davy prior to that 1030 sighting he was seen entering the Misfit's club, the Ace Hole, around noon and then the DD's place, the Devils Den, at around 400. I believe Dallas PD saw Mr. P slumped over in his plane shortly after 8 pm. Dallas was unable to restrain Mr. P due Dallas having to respond to a call about a sketchy white van cruising the school grounds. Maybe Mr. P needs to take some steps (12 maybe) in a better direction. I sure feel your pain Davy. Mr. P is the most awesome teacher ever and I sure hope he is ok.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133040
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(Davy: After not finding Parrot, walks into Swop's class and throws Dictionaries to the ground)
Davy??? whats up?....calm down PLEASE calm down.....I'll forgive you for what you are doing with the text books but you must PLEASE ....take a deep breath and sloooowww down. I know you want that A. It will happen trust me....Parrothead may have "flew the coop"....but like we all say "birds of a feather flock together"...Davy....he will come back....In the mean time....let Swop teach ya..  
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133046
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So the rumors are true? PARROT drinking again. How sad, he was such a good teacher. I've heard rumors of such activity and seen the pictures but I thought they were all just jokes.
Is this the reason we now have GARY THE PINK AND DOUGHENS? I've even heard that PROFESSOR PARROT is now trying to borrow money from folks, especially in the JOLLY ROGER. Rumor has it that he even asked SKUNKOIL for a drink. My goodness how pathetic is that, to go near SKUNKOIL you have to really be desperate. I can assure you that DOUGHENS and GARY will not and will never measure up to my beloved PARROT. WHAT A SAD SAD DAY IN EDUCATION. WILL YOU SBJ 582 PLEASE JOIN ME IN A MOMENT OF SILENCE AND PRAYER FOR OUR DEAR PARROT.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133060
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Dear Professor Parrot for being
Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around. |
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133066
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Maybe the whole drinking thing is some conspiratorial coverup for the (rumored) sordidness between Prof. Parrot and that student. I think you all know what I mean.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133085
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Our poor old drunken parrot has been caught on camera!
Check him out here channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/v...n-parrots-gone-wild/
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133154
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Oh Prof. P.
The first step to recovery is for you to ask for help. From well known and admired person to this-- 
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133468
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My dear PROFESSOR PARROT, please sober up dude and come back on MONDAY. Get some help man. We love ya, well at least i do.
We haven't even seen GARY THE PINK We had DOUGHENS for a few days, eh he's alright but he is no PARROT. He does try hard. It just isn't the same. He just doesn't love me the way you do. I'm crying
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133583
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Maybe a "vacation" is what poor Mr. P. Is in need of
Davy can you head up the fund raising project which will be needed. Mr. P. You have to ask yourself this question-- 
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133590
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Of course I will head up the fundraising event for my dear TEACHER PARROT. I do miss him so.
However does the BETTY FORD FOUNDATION except PARROTS.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133755
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Dear Class,
Rest assured I'm not in a drunken stuper. I have merely been adhering to my doctor's orders and taking the medications that he recommends. I appreciate the well-meant, but misguided attempts to help on my "recovery". I have been taking the medication below and simply am no longer bothered when some when uses your instead of you're, it's instead its, hanger instead of hanger or even ideal instead of idea. 
And to help with the uncontrollable urge to throttle the ignorance out of many I am now taking this. 
That is better living through Chemistry! Thank you all for your concern. For class work tomorrow, we will be drawing pictures of what makes you happy with what's left of Sonny's crayons that Herr Tink did not eat. Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133764
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Poor PARROT, the first step to recovery is admitting your problem, not denying it. We love you to much to turn our back to you. We will help in any way possible.
THE LAST TWO LINES DO NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE ACCORDING TO WHAT YOU'VE TAUGHT ME. POOR PARROT, HOPE YOU GET WELL SOON.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133775
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Oh so I guess Mr.P. is now a faculty member at Euphoric State! Denial is not a stripper's name; it is what you are experiencing. We have a nice place for you to check out and I do believe you will receive the help you need at this facility. I do believe Mr. Ken Kesey wrote a story about a group of people and their experiences there. You will love it!
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133946
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but Mr. Parrot.....you dont get bent out of shape if one uses "olde vs old, programme vs program or centre vs center".....interesting the grammatical double standard
 
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133957
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The rumor is that PARROT now has his own parking spot at the Jolly Roger, he is even bringing his own stash.
He's not even able to teach anymore. How sad. I guess we are will have to depend on DOUGHENS. It wont be the same but at least we will have a teacher.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133959
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Davy......I'm so sorry for ur sadness of PH not being here... With Swop being a "new teacher".....I'm open to your suggestions to make the class a more fun and better place for the students than otherwise.....With Mr.PH highly recommending you to this class, your input and opinion is HIGHLY regarded. Remember your grade was a "B" in PH class.....I know you REALLY wanted your "A"....but, with hard work and diligence, an "A" in my class is rest assured.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #133981
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Looks like it's all getting to much for you Mr PH. Put you head on my shoulder I'll console you, their there they're.
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English 101 (for Dogfight) w/ Professor Parrot 10 years 7 months ago #134669
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DAvy.....I'm here.....I asked you for input into the class to make it better but YOU werent there....you "skipped town".....I'm ready to listen.
 
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