Jacklpe wrote: Sorry. I didn't realize that this was "public" education. I'll uh um see you guys later. Yeah. Uh later.

Yea...right....

All I have to add is

POKER!...I would.

Hey I found out a fraternity is looking for pledges. They are Phi Upsilo Kappa or PUK! I might look into this group. If Lambda Lambda Lambda has a charter here I may change my mind.

Hey Professor P Head ,ain't my detention up yet. My tooth brush is wore out and the head was clean until BTJ drop McFate,he went right into the head not to mention what happen to his kilt ,wasn't a pretty site. Probably going to have nightmares tonight,now i going to be like Davy and going to cry ...........

Crazy wolf, if you saw that i recommend you do this procedure-

Oh man. I am not gonna write home about this.

Davy i have the same problem it was miss hell,flaming jay,ms.sexy and now sonic boom120

And crazy do what c posted it will work i had to do it after seeing dent in his little red dress it works though

How could you!?!
Dent looks adorable in his little red dress.
At least when he has his legs waxed.. wondering if he chooses the Brazilian
Ohh crap..
Crazy, would you please send me the hand mixer when you're done with it?

Bell they werent waxed i spotted bigfoot a few times and it wasnt in the middle of the woods too

fudgepops wrote: Davy i have the same problem it was miss hell,flaming jay,ms.sexy and now sonic boom120

DAVY says thank you FUDGEPOPS. You are absolutly correct. Your problem is my problem. I came here for help and i got nothing from PARROT. Im very disappointed. Im also beginning to wonder if he is a real professor.

Im glad you mentioned BIGFOOT. One time when i was walking in the forest i met Bigfoot. We had lunch together. He is not a bad creature. A really nice guy.

Mr. Crazywolf,

Thank you, Mr.McFate and Mr. BTJ. The squad house crapper has never looked better. (On a side note, "Mr." Crazywolf, you may want to consider removing that very attractive female image from your banner. It will most likely only cause you unwanted attention from Mr. Crockett and Mr. Pops)

As for Bigfoot, this is not biology. As for Mr. Dent's red dress, this not drama class.

Mr. Pops and Mr. Crockett,
For your various crushes and heartbroken episodes, I am please to announce that Mr. Paul Mantz, Jr. has been offered and has accepted the position of school counselor. He is highly qualified and completely able offer you advise. This will not only include assistance in choosing the appropriate courses for your chosen path in the not so real world (of DogFight), but also any issues or stressful situations that cause you anxiety. Mr. Mantz, thank you for patience and dedication. Good luck to you, sir.

Mr. C,
Kindly return the electric mixer Mr. Noushbag's Home Economics class. He will undoubtedly need it for today's class. I believe he is offering instructions to the M.O.M Prodigy class on cake baking and decoration.

Herr Bellsaj,
As the multiple pupils previously in detention have completed their assignments you are relieved of escort duty. Might I suggest you help yourself to a large bowl of Big Tex's chili. The squad house head sparkles and is need of preparation for the next group of miscreants.

How do you know Paul will be fair
How do you know he won't make fun of us
We have serious problems that demand serious consideration.
If he handles our problem wrong we could end up being the laughing stock of the forum. Very DISAPPOINTING.

Im crying again

Mr. Head I have a note.

Mr. BTJ,

I do hope you feel better. I will send your make-up assignments with Mr. Dent. Please be advised that I take no responsibility for his interpretation of "make-up" assignment.

Mr. Crockett,
Please rest assured that Mr. Mantz will handle your many issues with the utmost respect, responsibility and professionalism. Also rest assured that regardless of his actions, you could not possibly be more at risk of being the laughing stock of DogFight. That damage is done.

What if Paul has a heart attack and stops breathing. He's the last person i want to give CPR to. can we give him aspirin, or is that a addictive gateway drug that leads to lifetime reliance on sythetics?

BigC5798 wrote: What if Paul has a heart attack and stops breathing. He's the last person i want to give CPR to. can we give him aspirin, or is that a addictive gateway drug that leads to lifetime reliance on sythetics?

Have you not gotten this all wrong Mr C?
CPR is given in the other end, what you are thinking of is butt kissing.
And I'm with you on that one, who would like to kiss up to a farting butt.

UmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmYUMMY

Lo..Lo..Lo!!!!

My dear professor Parrot.
I need your help.
I have tried but I have failed.
I cant understand all this shortening peoples wright both in game and on the forum. For example "IKR".
Can you please give me a list of the most common shortenings and what they mean?

Herr Bellsaj,

How I sympathize with you. Unfortunately, I am at an advanced enough age (old) that many of these phrases and abbreviations are lost on me. I usually just reply "hahaha" or "ok", hoping the little rapscallions on the other think I understand.

However, seeing that you're a fellow M.O.M, I'll share our own codes with you.

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!

OMG: Ouch, My Groin!

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

WTF: What's Today's Fish?

WTF: Wet The Furniture

IMHMO: In My HMO...

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

GTG: Gotta Groan

TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)

FWB: Friend With Betablockers

FYI: For Your Indigestion...

JK: Just Kvetching

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age

AND FINALLY: GOML: Get Off My Lawn

There are many more, but these are ones that come to mind. Hope it helps!

I agree with davy i dont think mr mantz will treat us fair and btj can you make me a excuse note i need one and watch out i heard dents little red dress shrunk

Mr P P Head when is our first bathroom break i went earlier i dont want to tell you where though

Sounds like my kind of school, where do i enroll? Can I get financial aid? I have no money for tuition

WTF FWIW
Now i'm ROF...CGU

fudgepops wrote: I agree with davy i dont think mr mantz will treat us fair and btj can you make me a excuse note i need one and watch out i heard dents little red dress shrunk

I am distressed by your request for an excuse letter. What gave you the idea I would jeopardize my education by writing a forged letter for you so that you can go lolly gag with your fellow delinquent dirt bag buddies? I am speechless, or in this case typeless, and so I will not even acknowledge your request from this point on. No comment on Dent's dress at this time.




By the way I do not write the excuse notes. Maybe if you throw $1.99 plus shipping and handling in (the guy who wears the coon skin hat) way you may receive said note. Allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. Shhh.

Hmmmm.........
I don't understand?
Yeah! my English Sucks
I'll be the first to admit it
I skiped lessons, I skiped school all so I could play video games
Thats why it's natrual when I play this game, I love it
I thought it was all over
Dang it must be. KARMA
Where's Dr Dave?, I need a medical certificate
Idk maybe i accidently poked my eye while flying

Bathroom breaks? Disparaging remarks about the new school counselor? Forged excuse notes? Agreeing with Mr. Crockett?....
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!

Mr. Yakuza,
Get control of yourself (and your bobily functions)! There is a fine line between acceptable tomfoolery and disorder and you sir, are a disturbing distance from that line! The only correct statement I've heard from you so far is "my English sucks!" AGREED!!! If not for your obvious need of this class you would "History". This is your final warning, sir.

Mr. BTJ,
I am so pleased to see you feeling better today. I trust Mr. Dent relayed your make-up assignment. At least this is the impression I get from the new photo on the bulletin board.

Let me say how pleased I am with your recent performance in class. Every class needs a stooge... snitch... pet... Star pupil.

Duplicate post...

Out on a boat trip right now.....just wait until I get back!

By the way Professor.....advice is A-D-V-I-C-E not adviSe.