Mr. Mantz,

Please confirm medications have been administered. Thank you.

I never said i was. . Fact remains the english 101 class is not being properly taught. . Just kidding my dudes. At least i dont teach " weed out classes"

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: SWOP! DROP THE STRAW! YOU ARE NOT



NO PAUL, BAD PAUL, DONT EAT THE CAKE PAUL.. EWWWWWWWWWWW

BTJ582 wrote: Essay!!! Ok well what format? MLA or APA? How many sources are required? What is the minimum and maximum number of pages? Will we have an opportunity to submit a rough draft for the purposes of peer review? I have been here for 7 months and I do not know where the library or tutor center is located. Will we be using any of E. B. White's publications as a text? Where is the student lounge? First week of school jitters!!! Excited to see all of my friends and, yet at the same time, so nervous about my classes.

Perhaps we need a template for the Cover Page. ... Hmmm I think I have one around her somewhere, except it was when I was tutoring a Chinese student about 1984 VSMacbeth or something stupid like that...

Well class, let me introduce you to THE professor. The teacher's Teacher, that is.

Dr. The Pink has graced us with his presence. He is the man that taught me everything I know. I humbly (and temporarily) step aside to observe the master.

Oh, one more announcement...

Apparently straws are no longer offered in the cafeteria. In fact, they have been prohibited on campus altogether. I am unsure of the reason, but alas, I'm a slave of the system and must pass these items along.

Carry on Doctor.

Excuse me but what is a MLA
what is a APA
What is a EB
What is a jitter
What is a VSMACBETH

YOU SMART PEOPLE MAKE EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED.

WELCOME DR. PINK. I LIKE PINK TO. PINK IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLORS.

ParrotHead wrote: Well class, let me introduce you to THE professor. The teacher's Teacher, that is.

Dr. The Pink has graced us with his presence. He is the man that taught me everything I know. I humbly (and temporarily) step aside to observe the master.

Oh, one more announcement...

Apparently straws are no longer offered in the cafeteria. In fact, they have been prohibited on campus altogether. I am unsure of the reason, but alas, I'm a slave of the system and must pass these items along.

Carry on Doctor.

Let me clarify, my esteemed colleague's present company accolades... If I have taught him everything he knows, he is is in deep man, so deep he will need a much longer straw, perhaps even a real honest to goodness rotorooter version....make way for the Pink rotorooter. Actually the company called Badger here in Ottawa has the right equipment, I can hook you up with the company manager... He needs skilled workers...

Well what in the wide, wide world of sports is happening now? Any one else notice Davy does not need a straw to suck-up to anyone? Jeesh! Nice comment about the janitorial position Parrot. I will tell ya what Im gonna clean alright! I have no idea what class I am supposed to be in. To quote Johnny Cash, "I cant do it!" Anyone name that movie? Where did this pink character come from? Man the staff rotate more here than at a by the hour motel. So I have been told by Davy. Shhhh!

BTJ582 wrote: Well what in the wide, wide world of sports is happening now? Any one else notice Davy does not need a straw to suck-up to anyone? Jeesh! Nice comment about the janitorial position Parrot. I will tell ya what Im gonna clean alright! I have no idea what class I am supposed to be in. To quote Johnny Cash, "I cant do it!" Anyone name that movie? Where did this pink character come from? Man the staff rotate more here than at a by the hour motel. So I have been told by Davy. Shhhh!

BTJ582, I would be very careful about the rotating parts

Parrothead. I see. This Canadian Gary the pink will try to rendoctrinate us Americans to the terms defence programme and olde aa being the only spellings for those terms. Please. Noah Webster was right. Dont do the unthinkable. You know old Noah was such a contributor to the knowledge of english. Just kidding my good buddy

A Canadian teacher, how can that be, i don't speak CANUCK, FRENCH OR WHATEVER LANGUAGE THEY USE. GEZZZZZZZZZZZ

I WANT MY PARROT BACK

Crockett wants a parrot Crockett wants a parrot Crockett wants a parrot.

Pay close attention to the Canadian Language school lesson

[proper French... Étudiants d'aujourd'hui que nous allons apprendre à dire Bonjour]

[Proper English---Today students we will learn to say good day]

Canadian - Bonjour etudiants, aujourd'hui. G'day how are you now? if you are from the Ottawa valley.

Ok I will give my limited knowledge of the Canadian language a try--
Hello, beauty day eh? Davy you're a hoser!
So how was that?

My dear lovely PARROT OR GARY THE PINK. I never know who to kiss up to anymore. Please be consistent on the teachers. This is to much strees.

Please see the above post by the bully BTJ 582, he is calling me a hoser. THIS IS MENTAL ABUSE. THIS IS CYBER BULLYING.

I AM NOT A CLUMSY DRUNK. TEACHERS PLEASE BAN OR MUTE HIM OR I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DROP OUT OF THIS CLASS.

This is now war, i am going to call upon the MOM squadron to TASK BT J582 and any member of his (or hers, who really knows right)
Squadron.

I'm so busy crying that i tripped and fell over the coffee table and i spilt my beer all over the carpet.

So you are going to TASK (Thank A Superior with Kindness) me?! Thank you so much Davy.

Autoreply: Please do not attempt to respond directly to this message.

Professor Parrot is currently unavailable. Please contact Dr. The Pink for any needs.

I tried anyway:)

I want to say......I DONT agree with BTJ's opinion of Davy....Davy? your one awesome guy...

now.....Gary.....your confusing the class......first we have Parrot's weed out class.....then we have the hockey season with all of the Canadian spellings not explained....and now we have French Canadian...

Parrot....we have a problem....I thought this was Dogfight ENGLISH 101 Class but now this is turning into "Dogfight Canadian Language Class 101".....

Eay?

BTJ582 wrote: Ok I will give my limited knowledge of the Canadian language a try--
Hello, beauty day eh? Davy you're a hoser!
So how was that?

Yikes, Bob and Doug McKenzies's Canadianisms still are in most peoples psyche eh? Davy maybe a hoser, though I am not to be the judge. But you are right it sure is a beauty day, eh?

Dear DOUGHENS, your assessment of me is absolutely correct. You obviously are a very intelligent person with the keen ability to correctly judge dogfight members.

i am now asking for your help. What do I do about the bullying of BTJ582. He actually called me a hoser.

I keep crying, i cannot stop. PLEASE HELP ME, SOMEONE HELP ME.

AFFECTIONALLY YOURS DAVY C

ParrotHead wrote: Autoreply: Please do not attempt to respond directly to this message.

Professor Parrot is currently unavailable. Please contact Dr. The Pink for any needs.

Dr. The Pink says ALWAYS ask 3 questions to set your daily priorities...

#1. Should I play Dogfight today? Duh!

#2. How much time can I steal from, sleep, spouses, work, hobbies, housework, kids, errands, forum posts, etc.,?

#3. Which battle field should I choose? Mmmmm tough one eh?

DOUGHENS and |111th| tSwopCamel are the same

but I go by both

Well I dont believe BTJ truly believes your that if he did....it would be major problems......

I think what is happening is he truly dislikes this Dogfight English class and he is taking out his dislike of the class on you....See?

The problem is Parrothead and Gary and the Hockey season are all attempting to indoctrinate us into the "Canadian Way of Speaking" instead of a more "balanced approach" to the English language
...Its freaking BTJ out....and a little bit myself, the Swop, too ....

Davy....if you recognize the sources of the problem you will feel better....MUCH better

Man....

I'm starting to like this "substitute teacher" Gary...at first he was overwhelmed after reading the "Dogfight Canadian Language textbook" provided by Parrothead.....he couldn't determine "is this Canadian English language? or is this French Canadian language?"

Sounds like us students are just causing a disruption....Gary, Parrothead and all....I give my heartfelt apologizes for causing such a major disruption in class....please forgive me and on behalf of BTJ as well.

Ok I am sorry. After some self-evaluating I see where I may have been taking my frustrations out on Davy. I had no idea this was turning into a psych class. Geez we are almost on the fringes of a twelve step meeting, which seems to be something Davy may want to look into. I will attempt to change my way of thinking and take my frustrations and confusion out in a more productive way. I hope Davy will accept my apology. As for Candianlish I will do my best to learn this new, to me, form of communicating. Les bons temps rouler!!

BTJ...this was all just one big joke anyway...

Im sure not very good at Candianlish or whatever that is. I love hockey so I guess I must endure it.

BT J, i have accepted your apology and i have called off the task team.

Now i am crying because i am so happy

Group hug

A hose is something that spews water.

DAVY spews water.

Ergo, DAVY is a hoser.

Davy...I was on your side until you brought in this "TASK thing"...

I know you LOVE TASK....so I'll leave you with this

"Whats TASK...got to do...got to do with it....whats TASK....but a second hand emotion......"




Davy..I'm sorry....BTJ and other teachers in the class dont give "passes" to leave the class...it promotes more students to skip school than otherwise.....